Jordan's Haunted House & Halloween Adventure

We would like to Thank Darren and Jo Jones of Lions Bay for entrusting us with their entire Halloween display which they set up in Surrey for many years. Their contribution will really make this years display even more Spooktacular!
 

30th Spooktacular Anniversary Edition

  Visit Our Spooktacular 30th Anniversary Halloween Mini Theme Park display coming October 23-31 2011. Bring your family and friends to the Ultimate Chilling and Thrilling Haunted House and Halloween Adventure. Your self guided tour will take you to " Jordan Manor" haunted house, and through the haunted estate grounds. Adventure Alley, The Crypt Keeper's Casketorium, The Glow Gallery Carnival, The Pirates of Blue Beard's Cave, and Monster Hall are just a few of the stops on route through 3 grave yards and the spooky inflatable Ghost Castle. Plan to stay awhile - it may take some time to find your way OUT!

 

 

 

Home      Our Haunted House Story
30 Years of Halloween Fun

After a childhood visit to Disneyland's Haunted Mansion I was hooked on what has become my life long hobby passion.  I created many haunted houses in my dad's garage as a kid, scaring the neighbourhood kids after school and on summer vacations.  There were blankets hung up, masks wore and sound effects tapes.  Humble beginnings to what has become, as my fellow haunter friend Barry Brinkworth says, a mini Disneyland in my back yard.

                    

In the Beginning Was Witchy

In November of 1980,  Burkeville (Sea Island- Richmond)  became our home.  Built in the 1940's as housing for the Boeing factory workers at YVR, our house came with a vintage garage that was perfectly suited for the transition to Jordan's Haunted House.
 
Halloween of 1981 was the beginning.  I created "Witchy" - a full size mannequin that I sat in the garden next to the front door stairs.  I rigged her with a speaker and microphone and hid in the bedroom behind the curtain, having Witchy greet the trick or treaters as they arrived at the door.
 
In 1982 the front doors of the garage were opened wide to the now famous vignette scene - Witchy's haunted living room-  starring Witchy- now our most beloved halloween character.
After all these years,  when I enquire of our guests who their favourite character is, they almost all respond "that witch that talks to you".
 
 
Today,  Witchy remains as our hostess in her new (2008) condo size living room, with her dog "Spook".  I found Spook one warm July morning at the Value Village on Main Street in Vancouver.  When I first saw him from across the room I did not know that he was a animatronic.  On closer inspection he appeared to have been a part of a Christmas display.  When I saw the power cord in the back I got so excited.  I found an outlet and plugged him in - he sprang to life, shaking his head and wagging his tail.  I was thrilled and had to have him but a little stressed having to leave him behind while I ran out to the bank.  Lucky for me he waited 'til I came back to get him.  The cashier asked me what I was going to do with him.  After I explained, she phoned downstairs and got me $30 off - he was meant to come home with me!
 
 
The Haunted House False Facade
 
For several years, our company - Jordan's Caterers - was the house caterer for the Richmond Gateway Theatre. Then,  having professional expertise at hand, I enlisted them to do the original false front.  It had the same general shape as it does today, however, it was flat with the windows and such painted on.  It did have a real front door from which to enter. 
 
 In the upper right corner was a Witch in a window.  My neighbour, Neil Hynds,  came by one day to check on me and to give his advice - "you should cut that witch face out and put a light behind it".  I said,  "Sure Neil I'll do that for you."  Neil, over the years, was always there to offer advice or to lend a hand - he also let me plug into his house to help light everything up - a tradition carried on today by my new neighbour Lynn Braun.  Neil suddenly passed away only days before our display of Beauty and the Beast opened and so we decided to dedicate it to him. 
 
When I built the current facade , which I did over 2 years, the idea was to have real windows with real characters in them and a real two story tower with a flying crank ghost in the top.  There was also no question that Neil's Witch would remain.  She is now 3D and I think much more beautiful.  The facade today, far from flat, has residents in every window and even a pepper's ghost illusion.
 
How Do You Get All of That in There?
 
"How do you get all of that in there?" A question I get often as my amazed guests exit the display.  The secret, which I adopted the third year in the garage, was to build maze-like pathways through out my garage and tents. This created nooks to display all of the different vignette scenes.  The twists and turns deceive the guests perception of space into thinking it is much bigger than it really is, especially the first time through.  The space I have is at a premium, but I do keep walk ways as wide as possible and always leading to a safe exit point every 20 - 25 feet.  The walkthrough display includes the garage - 15'x21', 3 tents - 10'x26', 10'x20' & 10'x19', and 2 -8'x8' faux mausoleums.
 
 
 
                                                                                                                      
 
 
 
The TUNNEL           
 
I have a former part-time employee and friend, Stephen Cholakis, who was managing a movie studio and one day he had invited my son and I up to see the set for a horror picture that was filming there.  When we arrived, he introduced us to Barry Rennie & his carpenters who had built the set.  After chatting awhile with him and picking up a few set building tips, he suggested that should two cases of beer happen to appear at the right moment that he might consider leaving the tunnel materials out of the dumpster when the set was torn down.  When the day came, I delivered the beer and we filled my van to the roof - I figure we got great value from someone else's garbage.  The tunnel material is called vac-u-form, 4'x8' plastic panels that are put on a machine that heats it up then pulls it out to look like rock.  The bonus for me was that it had also been professionally painted so all I had to do was install it.  I also got three medieval looking doors that can be seen on the Munster Mausoleum, as Frankenstien's back board, and the front door of our new Casketorium.  Two rock wall facades, again professionally painted, topped the pile and this year will become one of the major features of the Casketorium.  The tunnel was originally occupied by Indiana Jones but is currently the home of Jack Sparrow.
 
Many Little Mannequins
 
Beauty and the Beast, Peter Pan, The Phantom and the little boy on the bike in E.T. were all former Stars of a I.C.B.C. television commercial many years ago. I picked them up from Tibour - a guy who used to have a F/X workshop in our work complex.   I still have one left - I wonder who she will be?  I also got the monster face in the Magic Mirror from him.
 
Alien Factoid
 
The grey alien in the cryogenic chamber in our alien display spent many years on display at Bizaar Novelties on W.2nd in Vancouver. I just happened to go there the day they wanted to sell him. For $125 I scored a awesome prop for a fraction of it's original value.
 
The E.T. story
 
Years ago when I decided that I wanted to include E.T. in the display I searched everywhere for a E.T. already made. One night while watching TV I saw a story on a store in Portland Oregon that sold real movie props. On a shelve in the back ground was a real E.T. . I just had to phone and find out how much he was. Through the long distance operator I got the store's phone number. I called and explained I had seen the E.T. in the back ground of the TV spot ans asked how much he was......$30,000US was the answer. So I spent the rest of that summer making E.T. myself. He turned out to be a big process. His core is carved styrofoam, covered with foam rubber, covered with cheese cloth, covered with 3 coats of latex, painted and clear coated. LED's for eyes and his RED finger. He turned out pretty good I think and I saved about $29,750US. E.T.'s moon in our display is a poster of our real moon that I mounted on a round light box I built with blue lights inside.
 
 
 
...to be continued...
 
 This year we are Celebrating our 30th year with a  "Monster Mash Bash" on Saturday October 29,2011 from 6-9 PM. Scooby Dawgs, Dracula Drink, Red Velvet Devil's Food cake and other treats will be served. EveryBODY is welcome to eat and enjoy the display.
     New for 2011 - "The Grim Grinning Ghost's Grave Yard" featuring our own Light-o-rama FX light show. Also coming "Hallowindow".